Archive for the ‘Humor’ Category
The Most Hilarious Card Game for the Family
Posted by: leodini on: March 14, 2007
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Yes, this is a hilarious card game. Not just funny, but hilariously hilarious.
I do not know of any other card game that can make me cry with laughter the way this card game can.
As a Filipino magician, I live through my workaday life with a deck of playing cards as my constant [...]
It’s Not Food, Alcohol or Sex that Causes Heart Disease
Posted by: leodini on: March 5, 2007
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The experts think they know the causes of heart disease. A Frenchman says the experts are wrong.
He claims that the usual culprits and/or mitigating factors that experts blame or name have nothing to do with coronary diseases, especially in the U.S. Not fatty food, wine or sex causes or lessens the incidence of heart attacks.
The [...]
Lettuce Bikini to Promote Vegetable Eating
Posted by: leodini on: March 3, 2007
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I’m baffled.
I’m stumped.
Or maybe I just don’t get it.
I invite you to look at this picture. Reflect on it the way you normally do when you pray the Stations of the Cross. You will understand why I’m confused.
The photo is popular Filipino actress-model Alicia Mayer’s. It shows her posing [...]
Scissors as Anti Classroom Speech Device
Posted by: leodini on: March 3, 2007
In case you didn’t notice it already, one of life’s greatest joys is the human mind’s ability to conjure mental images that trigger other mental images.
I can speak only for humans. I don’t know if chimpanzees have the same ability. I’ve never tried being a chimpanzee. All I can do is assume that, [...]
Hiccups Symphony in E Minor
Posted by: leodini on: March 2, 2007
Florida teenager Jennifer Mee finally cured her endless hiccups after five weeks of suffering.
With what she cured it is not clear. Had she paid attention to the medicines and nostrums she had taken over the last several weeks, she could have identified the remedy and be easily on her merry way [...]
Something Funny Happened while Changing my Costume
Posted by: leodini on: February 22, 2007
Performing magic shows in somebody’s house, even if it’s in Ayala Alabang Village, can be tricky for me.
I’m talking about the part when I change into my costume and secure the doves into body loads.
Usually the host would invite me to use the bathroom for this ritual. However, I’m always leery about accepting the [...]
How To Catch the Woman of Your Dreams (Part 2)
Posted by: leodini on: February 13, 2007
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So you want to catch the woman of your desires?
Follow these ancient secret seduction techniques. I have divulged these only to select Filipino magicians. There are very few practioners of these techniques even here in the Philippines, where they have been discovered and refined over the centuries.
You may not be a magician, but I’m [...]
How To Catch the Woman of Your Dreams
Posted by: leodini on: February 12, 2007
ALONG, LONG TIME AGO, when human beings were still savages, man never gave much thought to the mundane chore of getting himself a female mate.
In those times, the courting ritual was a lot simpler than today. Ugh would simply go to the cave where Agh, the lady of his heart, lived. Finding her, he would [...]
Live on Radio: Wife Catches Husband Cheating
Posted by: leodini on: February 10, 2007
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Infidelity is normally a heartbreaking experience. But today I stumbled into an audio clip that turns marital unfaithfulness on its head and convulses me with uncontrollable laughter.
As a Filipino magician entertaining family audiences in Metro Manila and provinces, I’m always on the lookout for humorous material. My find today more than compensated [...]
How Does a Mouse in your Soup Taste?
Posted by: leodini on: May 7, 2006
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A family can find happiness dining in the finest restaurant they can afford.
But of late, I suspect a malevolent force has moved the planets out of alignment with the stars. This phenomenon has caused, among other things, families to behave strangely while dining in their favorite restaurants.
